Two ducks sitting in a pond. One says "QUACK!" The other says "fuck, I was gonna say that!"
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
И, наконец, тот, который даже я, человек неанекдотический, запомню как минимум минут на пять. Уж очень красив.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
PS Ну и последний:
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. 'I think not,' he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.