Даже в фейсбуке нет-нет да встретится что-то. Пункты 2-6 хороши:
RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Life is all about ass. You're either married to an ass, divorced from an ass or trying to forget an ass. You're either working your ass off, sweating your ass off, laughing your ass off, kicking ass, kissing ass, hauling ass, wiping ass, busting ass or trying to get a piece of ass! Or, you ARE an ass. Repost if you agree with any one of these.